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Chocmonster

901 posts

198 months

Monday 13th March
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Broucher : a classic example of an Eric Morecambe word, all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order.

Spare tyre

8,065 posts

117 months

Monday 13th March
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Anyone got a van, white sofa left out in the rain on a grubby drive

You just need to collect


pocketspring

2,389 posts

8 months

Monday 13th March
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Spare tyre said:
Anyone got a van, white sofa left out in the rain on a grubby drive

You just need to collect

Southampton so probably fly tipped on the drive anyway.

CanAm

8,200 posts

259 months

Monday 13th March
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Chocmonster said:


Broucher : a classic example of an Eric Morecambe word, all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order.
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Wadeski

7,737 posts

200 months

Tuesday 14th March
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This poster made my day…well played sir.

Its Just Adz

12,453 posts

196 months

Tuesday 14th March
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pocketspring

2,389 posts

8 months

Tuesday 14th March
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Its Just Adz said:
Looks like he's stolen bits from the Mary Rose.

crmcatee

5,607 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th March
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pocketspring said:
Looks like he's stolen bits from the Mary Rose.
The wood from the Mary Rose is drier and in better condition.

Jonmx

2,345 posts

200 months

Tuesday 14th March
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Its Just Adz said:
I've just been ripping plasterboard and timber out of a property for a refurb, perhaps I'll advertise the rubble sacks as DIY materials.

Spare tyre

8,065 posts

117 months

Tuesday 14th March
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Its Just Adz said:
The mind boggles, I was in the market for some free decking a while back for my folks allotment, comedy like the advert.

I wonder if the replacement wood is £600 so they think £150!is a bargain

Or are they trying to trick people into thinking it’s worth something so they come and grab it

pocketspring

2,389 posts

8 months

Tuesday 14th March
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The mind boggles even more when the advert says Free down the bottom.

SistersofPercy

2,882 posts

153 months

Wednesday 15th March
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shih tzu faced

2,191 posts

36 months

Wednesday 15th March
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SistersofPercy said:
… but on the other hand the sweet smell of this fine yellow bloom has just made me cum so swings and roundabouts

generationx

5,507 posts

92 months

Thursday 16th March
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shih tzu faced said:
SistersofPercy said:
… but on the other hand the sweet smell of this fine yellow bloom has just made me cum so swings and roundabouts
These things are fking bizarre.

pocketspring

2,389 posts

8 months

Thursday 16th March
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It's all kicked off on my one. Allegedly, someone on the parish council is married to the chairman but has been using a different surname to not raise suspicion of an inquiry that happened. The councillors are effectively gagged from giving out information to the public about the inquiry but one bloke has had enough and outed the councillor about only giving building permission, and contracts, to relatives and close friends etc. Turns out she owns a property service herself and the registered address is to an accountant. Who also owns a building firm!

SistersofPercy

2,882 posts

153 months

Thursday 16th March
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shih tzu faced said:
… but on the other hand the sweet smell of this fine yellow bloom has just made me cum so swings and roundabouts
Well no further comment so she's probably collapsed in bliss biggrin

Mezzanine

8,165 posts

206 months

Thursday 16th March
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pocketspring said:
It's all kicked off on my one. Allegedly, someone on the parish council is married to the chairman but has been using a different surname to not raise suspicion of an inquiry that happened. The councillors are effectively gagged from giving out information to the public about the inquiry but one bloke has had enough and outed the councillor about only giving building permission, and contracts, to relatives and close friends etc. Turns out she owns a property service herself and the registered address is to an accountant. Who also owns a building firm!
I’d ask which parish council it was but I’d imagine the answer would be every parish council

shih tzu faced

2,191 posts

36 months

Friday 17th March
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SistersofPercy said:
Well no further comment so she's probably collapsed in bliss biggrin
Dog? What dog? Oh yeah Milo don’t worry he’ll be back when he’s hungry, go and play, mummy’s a bit busy just now cloud9

Spare tyre

8,065 posts

117 months

Friday 17th March
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Where we live is a nice enough place, the sort of place where at 7pm you could pop outisde and ask a family with torches why they are looking in bushes and under cars with torches, without being stabbed to death by a yoot

But no, you jump on face book and say all sorts of mad stuff about torches being flashed in your window “in the middle of the night”

Family man comes on a few hours later saying, don’t panic, it was me looking for an escaped kitten

But oh no, the local Facebook Karen’s have a bit of drama and won’t let it drop

Truly truly bizzare

WarrenB

1,927 posts

105 months

Friday 17th March
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Spare tyre said:
Where we live is a nice enough place, the sort of place where at 7pm you could pop outisde and ask a family with torches why they are looking in bushes and under cars with torches, without being stabbed to death by a yoot

But no, you jump on face book and say all sorts of mad stuff about torches being flashed in your window “in the middle of the night”

Family man comes on a few hours later saying, don’t panic, it was me looking for an escaped kitten

But oh no, the local Facebook Karen’s have a bit of drama and won’t let it drop

Truly truly bizzare
I number of years ago I pulled up at the side of the road to take a phone call - no bluetooth/handsfree in the vehicle I was driving at the time. Only stopped for a couple of minutes if that, but noticed the curtains twitching from the house opposite as I set off but thought nothing of it.

Few miles down the road blue flashing lights came tearing up behind me and two police cars boxed me in. Apparently the police had received a number of calls from various residents saying I'd been stopping outside various houses in the village, looking through windows and sneaking into gardens. Didn't take long for the police to work out what happened. Showed them the call list on my phone which tallied up with when I was stopped, and despite it being a drizzly night my shoes and clothes were bone dry, as was the interior of the van which proved I hadn't even left the vehicle, let alone looking through windows or trying to break into garden sheds.

The whole thing blew my mind.